
Finally, at about midnight on thursday, the plumber finished his work and gave me a number for a cleaning company. While I had been gone to work, my mom (have i mentioned how much i love my mom) had been cleaning up what she could in the basement and had knocked on the next door neighbors house with a bag full of used wipes that had clogged the pipes and said, "are these yours, because they just came out of my daughter's basement?" Mom's got guts. I slept in my smelly house on thursday, and went to work on Friday for what was supposed to be an "easy day" for me because I was going to leave early for a work conference. So I left work early as planned and when I got home there was mom, cleaning out my sh*tty basement. "What happened to the cleaning company," I asked. "They said it'd be a thousand dollars and I'm not paying it. We can do it ourselves. C'mon, let's get to work." So I pulled up my sleeves, put on some industrial strength rubber gloves, and spent the next couple of hours cleaning the basement. My papa (that's pronounced like pa-paw) came over with his pressure washer and helped as well. Thanks papa. I had to leave again for my conference, which I felt awful about since mom and papa were still cleaning my basement. When I returned papa was gone and mom and I finished up after about an hour or so more of work. What did I learn?5. No matter how much you may think of yourself, you're never too good to clean up sh*t
4. Sometimes the sh*t in our lives isn't just our own, but other people's as well.
3. Complaining about the sh*t in your life won't make it go away.
2. Sometimes the solution is to throw out the sh*tty stuff...and sometimes you gotta clean it up.
1. My papa and my mom are AWESOME (and they can really put up with a lot of sh*t)
After all was said and done, I survived and ended up having a really good weekend...which I'll write about in another post 'cause I gotta go to work now!
2 comments:
Nasty. And you said you have a weak stomach...bullsh*t :-) Anyone who can handle cleaning up crap like that is hard core!
Way to turn AIDS into lemonAIDS rach. I enjoyed your use of the "*". I'm going to encorp*rate it in all *f my f*ture wr*tten corresp*ndence to cover up sp*lling err*rs. *!
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